Review | Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire movie review – Legendary Pictures’ MonsterVerse settles for a lightweight CGI spectacle
- Adam Wingard’s Godzilla vs Kong follow-up, sadly, wastes its tantalising premise of the Titans teaming up to defend the planet
- With so much CGI you feel like you are trapped in a video game, and the humans reduced to one-note caricatures, Wingard steers the film into a creative void
2/5 stars
Add to this the fact that the King of the Monsters is here relegated to the role of guest star in what is ostensibly a King Kong adventure, and the film may well have a frosty reception.
The simpler days of “Let them fight” seem a distant memory, as what unfolds is a relentless onslaught of increasingly ridiculous twists and turns that challenge the boundaries of plausibility even within this hugely fantastical arena.
Conversely, more than half of Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is comprised entirely of computer generated sequences – which often give the impression we are trapped in a Kong-themed video game. They are interspersed with intermittent exposition dumps from a team of crudely drawn human protagonists.
Chief among these flaccid, one-note caricatures is that of Monarch scientist Ilene Andrews (Rebecca Hall) and her adopted daughter Jia (Kaylee Hottle), the last surviving member of Skull Island’s Iwi tribe. They are joined by Trapper (Dan Stevens), a wisecracking Titan dentist, and Brian Tyree Henry’s returning conspiracy podcaster.
Godzilla turns 70 this year, while Kong celebrated his 90th birthday in 2023, and over the years their on-screen exploits have varied wildly in tone, oscillating from the profound to the patently ridiculous.
At their core, however, has always been an appreciation for the sheer cinematic spectacle of watching giant monsters unleash titanic levels of mass destruction, either upon each other, or built-up urban areas.
With the possible exception of Gareth Edwards’ 2014 film Godzilla, all of Hollywood’s entries in the canon have favoured a more lighthearted grip on the material, but this new film trumps its predecessors as the most lightweight, chaotic entry yet.
The film wastes the tantalising premise of Godzilla and Kong joining forces to defend the planet, even as it occasionally acknowledges just how ridiculous it has allowed itself to become.
One need look no further than disco-loving Trapper, who fits Kong with a pneumatic power gauntlet after capping his broken tooth, for proof that Wingard and his writers are being knowingly silly.
