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Classic British films: Trainspotting – the 10 best quotes from Danny Boyle’s cult 1996 drama

  • A modern classic based on the Irvine Welsh bestseller, it follows the lives of five heroin addicts living on their wits in a working class area of Edinburgh
  • The screenplay by John Hodge won an Academy Award nomination

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(From left) Ewen Bremner, Ewan McGregor and Robert Carlyle in Trainspotting (1996). Photo: Alamy

In this regular feature series on some of the most talked-about films, we examine the legacy of classics, re-evaluate modern blockbusters, and revisit some of the most memorable lines in film. We continue this week with the best quotes from 1996’s Trainspotting .

1. Renton (Ewan McGregor): “Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.

Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life … But why would I want to do a thing like that?”

2. Diane (Kelly Macdonald): “Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you’ve never tried it before. In fact, you don’t normally approach girls – am I right? The truth is that you’re a quiet sensitive type but, if I’m prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. Taxi! A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey – don’t us girls just love that?”

(From left) Jonny Lee Miller, McGregor, Kevin McKidd and Bremner in a scene from Trainspotting. Photo: Alamy
(From left) Jonny Lee Miller, McGregor, Kevin McKidd and Bremner in a scene from Trainspotting. Photo: Alamy

3. Renton: “It’s shite being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilisation. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers.”

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