Where? Beside the turquoise waters of Lago Pehoe in Torres del Paine National Park, Patagonia, Chile.
Sounds seriously far-flung. Six hours' drive from Puntas Arenas, the world's southernmost city, Salto Chico is surrounded by fjords, glaciers, icebergs and jagged mountain peaks.
Best pack the thermals, then. Absolutely, but don't think for a nanosecond you'll be roughing it: this place is at the bottom of the world for sure, but it's luxed up nonetheless.
Tell us more. Built to resemble a swanky cruise liner, the hotel encompasses a 'boathouse' spa with a lap pool heated to tropical temperatures, and 30 spacious rooms arranged cabin-style along two upper decks.
Does the nautical theme extend to the decor? The minimalist design is certainly shipshape, but the look is more Swedish style with lots of blond wood, open fires, elliptical lines, panoramic picture windows and bedcovers in cheerful checks.
Who goes there? Too remote for your time-pressed celeb, Salto Chico attracts nature enthusiasts keen to explore Patagonia's virgin wilderness. That said, even your most urban barfly will find their inner hiker here. Outdoor activities are clearly numero uno. Indeed, guests can choose from 17 excursions including galloping with gauchos across the Pampo Serrano, searching for pumas around Lake Sarmiento and hiking the surreal Lago Grey peninsula, where chunks of iceberg drift around the shoreline. Parents take note: many excursions are only suitable for children over five.