North Korean leader Kim emerges the winner in Rodman's diplomacy game
Happy Birthday serenade and basketball exhibition match can be added to list of Korean leader's achievements, but what's in it for ex-NBA star?
For the record, a team of North Korean basketball players were leading Dennis Rodman's band of ageing former NBA stars after the first two quarters of an exhibition game in Pyongyang, before the players divided into mixed teams for the second half in the spirit of friendship.
There were suspicions the ex-NBA players would have thrown the match had it been a straight contest, both as a birthday gift to North Korea's leader, Kim Jong-un, and perhaps to spare their opponents from possible punishment for letting down the home side.
But ever since Rodman and his 10-member team arrived in Pyongyang last week, the real sport has been had off the basketball court.
The visit, an exercise in what some have optimistically termed "basketball diplomacy", has been marked by Rodman's ill-tempered, incoherent response to accusations that his presence lends legitimacy to a singularly brutal regime.
One wonders what his host - reportedly a basketball fan since his days being expensively educated in Switzerland - made of the spectacle.